Monday, June 7, 2010

3D IS RETARDED.

PERIOD.

And I'm NOT talking about my neighbor, whom I only see going to or coming from the gym.

The dumbest thing about 3-D is that the screen is always the same shape, no matter what the film projected onto it does. A character can reach out towards the audience, but his hand will always be bound in on four sides. It will never really look like it's coming off the surface and into the room.


So really, they just make these movies look all blurry and stupid so that you have to put on these glasses in order to see anything clearly and not throw up from motion sickness. And they make you think that this process of needing to put on these glasses is cool. But I still leave with a headache.

It's like how tap water is dirty or unavailable so you have to buy bottled water, when they could just make filtered public drinking fountains open to all. It's like a lot of things.