6 miles on a few cheerios? Plz Bey.

From Vogue from Jezebel:

Beyoncé "got up at the crack of dawn" and "ate a tiny portion of Honey Nut Cheerios, ran six miles, and then worked out with her trainer, who had her in every imaginable kind of squat to get her ready to fit into her no doubt skintight Thierry Mugler-designed tour costumes." Next? A dance rehearsal, after which she barely had time to "scarf down several bites of a salad with jalapeños and avocado ('so that it tastes like something that's bad for you')" and then dance rehearsal again.

This is FUCKING CRAZY. A "tiny portion of honey nut cheerios" I could understand for it being the 'crack of dawn.' But not fully nourishing after the squats? That's beast behavior. A giant salad doesn't even have that much in it, why did it have to be "several bites of salad?" This article (or the taste we got of the one in Vogue on Jezebel) 'tastes like something that's bad for you.' It sounds like jack off material for anorexics.

I know that I eat like three pastries per day on average (because they come with practically every meal for an additional 50 centimes when they are environs 2 euro on their own) but this is in no way healthy. Hopefully she gets enough sleep.